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Expensive Strip and Table Dance Clubs List
These places are the most expensive places to find escorts.. You will spend at least $350 (and up) to take an escort out and a little less for a half hour in one of their rooms. You’ll pay a cover charge of about 350 pesos and drinks for you are at least $10. Drinks for the escorts will run from $25 each (and up!) and you need to buy them one to get them to talk to you at your table. The girls will be drinking their drinks as quickly as they can so then you’ll have to buy them another one. If you have a lot of money and don’t care about spending up to $500 for an hour or two in a strip club without even having much fun, these might be your kind of places. If you are on a budget and aren’t independently wealthy, these can be the fastest way to lose all your money! When you get into a taxi and ask the driver to take you to a place with girls, you’ll get led to one of these and the taxi driver will receive a 500 peso (per person) commission and you’ll end up with an empty wallet! It is best to pay drink by drink since there is a chance that if you drink a lot, your tab will be inflated. So what are the alternatives? Read on...
Inexpensive Strip and Table Dance Clubs List
There are several strip clubs that cater to local Mexicans .. Here the girls range in price from 800 pesos for 15 minutes and up - (up to 4000 pesos+ for 2 hours out of the club) The beers for the girls will run about 130 pesos and beers for you are between 40 and 60 pesos (most are 50 pesos). There will not be cover charge at these clubs if you don’t arrive in a taxi.
While not all the girls will be of the quality of the expensive clubs, there will be quite a few that are! There is also a lot less pressure by the employees. You won`t be hustled into a seat by 3 men when you walk in the door! They are generally honest and won’t inflate the tab because they cater to locals who would never come back if they did!. These are where you should go if you want to go to strip club and not spend a fortune!
Again, be careful not to go in a taxi without telling the driver that they won’t receive a commission. When you get out of the taxi, tell the doorman (preferably with the taxi driver present) that he isn’t getting a commission. Otherwise they will charge you a cover charge to pay the taxi driver!
The way most of the clubs work is that they charge a set fee to be with the girl for a certain amount of time. This is usually 1300-1700 pesos for a half hour and up. They all have various specials on spending time alone with the girls in their private booths and special areas.
There are several areas in town where you can find escorts walking the street. One is just north of the centro in 5 de diciembre and the other is a one block stretch in the zona romantica. The escorts will cost 500 pesos (not including the room that is 150 pesos). There are some trans gendered boys so you should make sure you are getting a girl! You can take them to one of their rooms or there is a hotel (Montes de Oca) nearby for 170 pesos for 4 hrs (in 5 de diciembre). They generally will be in a bar in the colonia 5 de diciembre. In both areas, if you just walk around, you’ll see the escorts. Remember that they don’t speak much English, if any!
Do not leave them alone in your house or hotel room! Some of them will steal from you!
Escort Agencies List
There are several escort agencies in Puerto Vallarta but there is one that is far above the others. They use real photos, update their web sites daily, are discrete and professional. They aren’t cheap but they’re not the most expensive either. They run their service like we run our tours. We make sure you are safe and secure and so does this group. Read about them in our reviews.
Sex Shop Dejavu - Puerto Vallarta
They offer home delivery in Puerto Vallarta. They will bring you a catalog and then deliver the merchandise. This is the same shop that is in Jarretaderas in Nayarit. Call them for your needs here in Puerto Vallarta. Nice people and very accommodating!
Sex Shop Dejavu - Nayarit
Address: Av. Ingreso #59 (Entrance to Jarretaderas just after the bridge between Jalisco and Nayarit)
Take the entrance to Jarretaderas from the freeway between Jalisco and Nayarit and it’s on the right at the bottom.
This is a new home delivery service with great prices and great service. Give them a try if you are looking for sex toys and accessories in Puerto Vallarta!
Address: Lazero Cardenas #230
Phone: Cell: 322-111-3065 or 223-3030
Dirty Movie Theatres
Sala Elizabeth Taylor
Address: 5 de febrero #265, Colonia Emiliano Zapato
Phone: 223-5250 (Close to what used to be Rizo’s in the romantic zone)
(Where to take your girl when home or your hotel isn’t an option!)